I’m in need of WORDPRESS tech help and a Webmaster who can upload content, music, and more. You must live locally in the San Diego or Los Angeles area where I know how to find you.

I also need a MUSIC MIDI GEEK who knows about wiring rack mount guitar equipment/keyboard equipment, and make it all run via a Voodoo Lab Midi Ground Control foot pedal. I also need tech help with setting up my MacBook Pro with recording software and get a Motu828mk2 interface to communicate with the interface, to the mixer, to the whole guitar setup so I can record music directly to the computer software, Digital Performer or Sound Track from Final Cut Pro. Im not interested in Garageband. I’ve used Digital Performer and Sound Track for Final Cut but, not for music. Midi, is the main concern, then the laptop’s software.

Finally, though I like men very much, my heart has always gone out for a long term relationship with either a female or full time TS. CD/TV’s are welcome to reply. Note: I try to wake up very early to get some exercising and I wake up with a raging hard on every morning. Is there someone out there interested in being an early morning fuck buddy? Sorry, this offer is very selective and limited to certain individuals. What kind? Trust me, you will know if you contact me via my CONTACT MONICA form on this site.

As far as a relationship… again, I love you guys but, females and full time TS/TG/CD/TV’s are always going to be first in line. Men are very welcome to reply to this but, I will warn you that I am extremely selective for this. So, if your interested, here is who I am, my interests and more. And please, ABSOLUTELY NO DRUGS WELCOMED OF ANY KIND. I can make an exception for light pot smokers but, if your a BIG pot head, where you have to constantly light up, it’s NOT for me. Oh, and If your a cigarette smoker, your also not my type.

If your a TS/TG and you escort, I can FULLY understand and not a problem. Now the dreaded question that every one hates, STD’s. First, I really, really, hate when guys say, “MUST BE DISEASE FREEEEEE.” Wow, that is a real turn off when I read that in adds and it’s very closed minded. If you have an STD/HIV, I only ask that you be honest and tell me so we can play safe and I can understand you.

I’m not a young bunny, just act like one. My height is 5’6″, learning to surf, enjoy traveling, taking my doggie to the beach, making adult films, learning software to edit my adult films, A sort of techie geek, not much into pop music, I’m gloomy music listener and sometimes will listen to limited pop and even some RAP (just don’t get to excited about that one). I’m a good dancer, lover, cook, and so much more.

I live by Sea World, travel often to tropical islands. Yes, all my photos are on this website, I’m Monica, Monica Caliente, or better known as… “The Fountain Cum Queen.” Also, a US Citizen with passport, SCUBA/basic level/NITROX diver with my own gear and tank, a lover of WW2 documentaries and almost any subject, love astronomy, playing my music instruments, drink sometimes (tequila and champagne). My dream is to one day drive in a fancy expensive car dressed gorgeous and attend a ball, lavish in dining and dancing like the King and Queen or Queen and Queen of the night. I can be anything you wish da’ahling.
I have a cat, would love a horsee and well.. there is so much to me that i cannot say it all in here. Been living full time for over 12yrs and mostly isolated from much of society. However, I am quite talkative and would prefer someone whom I don’t have to “force” to talk, its boring as fuck and a very fast way to turn me off!

I would not mind a guy but, guys are dime a dozen and most have only one thing in mind, sex! Sure, sex drive is high but, if you cannot communicate well and we cannot mentally, physically, and sexually connect, we are not going far.

Sexually, many know me as being the “TOP” but, I can be very open minded, even get into fetish, latex, some BDSM, tying up, ropes, etc..etc… Just don’t ever expect to spank me, I do the spanking in the house! Yet, I am very, very, affection in private and in public and could give a God damn fuck if anyone sees me give you a kiss in public or hold your hand. If your the type that has to tell me you need to be discreet, I suggest you keep walking. I’m NOT afraid of my gender identity nor do I need a lover/partner/friend to be paranoid about what the fuck society and the neighbor thinks about me or you. And if your young and need an older type, your most welcome to reply. My mind is very open to anyone and any age.

Use my CONTACT MONICA form on this website and please, if you reply, I’m NOT GOING to play the email after email game, text messaging crap, or IM’s. One to three emails is great, after that… if there is nothing positive of an actually good communication/interest, I will let you know upfront. Remember, communication is the key to all friendship and relationship’s. And if you want to have a polyamorous relationship, that’s fine. Though, don’t expect me to accept you staying overnight with another person.

Monica.